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rarazet: littleblackchats: fatmomsgetfit: I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,†is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW “Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.†THIS IS
Felt like being cute today. I had an excuse to wear the hat I made today so I rolled with it.
star-crossed lovers - favorite quotes Cloud: ❝Aerith used to smile like a flower all the time. But Aerith will never smile again… I’ll never hear her innocent laugh ever again… What did she do? Why did Aerith have to die? ❞
I make your asks an excuse to draw me fighting with…me #slapped her so hard she became transparent woops
Excuse me while I lol so badly.
What do you think about people who use autism/aspergers as an excuse for everything? Do you know anyone with autism?
the-witchking-of-angmar: alittlecastiel: excuse me sir but what. the. actual. FUCK. YOUR FACE. YOUR HAIR. YOUR EYES. PLEASE STOP. that stubble should be illegal. please stop HOW FUCKING PERFECT CAN YOU GET!!!!!!!!1
silly-lily-misses-jacks-noir: dropitlikeitshussie: f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t: fuck the police if you know what i mean okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family.
I’M THE CUTEST.FIGHT ME.but don’t fight me. I fear confrontation. photos thanks to Wonder Llame Photography, you can check out all the photos they took of other cosplayers at pax here if you wanna see what kinda cosplayers showed up! http://www.nerdcalibe
excuse me?
underwatersins: excuse me? cuck is short for what now?
youngieandstuff: EXCUSE ME WHILE I FANGIRL UNCONTROLLABLY.
killjoy-tickety-boo: 69-inch-penis: excuse me but since when did music become this big competition about taste and stuff why can’t we just listen to what we want to if you like bieber go listen to him if you like led zeppelin go ahead listen to them
fakegendered: fakegendered: some of you have to learn what a real apology is a real apology isn’t about excuses. a real apology isn’t a justification. a real apology is “i did x and it made you feel y. even if i was feeling z, it doesn’t justify
just-chemistry-things:forensicfreak55:twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:jacobshutup: umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements yes hello I am the last barium bender I’m crying brb
lacigreen: excuse me what
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arminarlert: me: hahaha god… jean… what a loser… what a fucking loser…. hahah oh god… look at this loser… trying to be cool… what an asshole… what a piece of trash someone else: haha jean sucks me: EXCUSE ME
OK so I caved in to my brain and made gem ocs because why? I have no idea but they were kinda fun to draw.Whats the deal about them ask? Well basically (and please excuse my lack on knowledge of corrupted gems because we haven’t been told the full
iamaneagle: risithecheetah: Doggo in a tree ;3c@iamaneagle ’s Chloe was wandering in the forest ans stumbled across @yammathesnake . You can guess what happened after they met >:3c A gift for Eagle and Yamma. And an excuse for me to practice poses
What Keeps the Stars Apart
elliebeanz: if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly
libraofcolor: zooophagous: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this Thats a demon you see shit like this and just realize like…
bethanyactually:postmodernmulticoloredcloak:thestraggletag:theriddlerisanerd:They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke buttonI’m tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they’re true.I went into the
debonairbear:happy belated valentine’s day for littlewoodvillage who wanted gyro/johnny. not to make any excuses but one of the reasons why it was late was because i changed my mind abt what i wanted to draw at the last second. the initial unfinished
korrasforevergirl: mybibabies: deadspacegal: sifu-korras: thebestofkorra: ??? Excuse me. What? someone get details what is this -SCREAMS IN HAPPY CONFUSION-
1-indsey: The only known video footage of Anne Frank I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.
jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
bigbadbutch:wusdiswusdat: wusdiswusdat:wusdiswusdat:say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually please this is SO funny HUH?!
wii-sport: What does this say
masasei: dmmd_69min was kemonomimi today so it was an excuse to draw forest AU ^q^ careful with your antlers, aoba—
idk why i never thought of this bUT WHAT IF THICK-THIGHED MIZUKI.
so like if someone with dick piercings were to get a blowjob from someone with tongue piercings what would that feel like.
odinsblog: 1. PSA: Please don’t try the BS “I have a Black friend” excuse on me again 2. Related: Why so many White people fail to understand Ferguson 3. Personal: Getting real tired of all the calm, analytic “what about this” discussions
smallgirlbigtitties: I found one of those rubber bracelets in my room, I was stretching it a little and it snapped and hit my stomach- this red mark has been there like all day! What better of an excuse for me to show my body to you all.
Excuse me, Tenzin
unclefather: me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best employee: I’m sorry, what? me: which is the best to buy
rohohoho: WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHO ARE YOU? tHANK YOU SO MUCH I AM CRYING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY LET ME KISS YOUR FACE AND SHOWER YOU IN CHOCOLATE. |･ω･｀)
the fact that you smoke is so fucking disappointing. im sorry, i know you are a good person deep inside, but smoking is a no no. i shouldn't even have to remind you what smoking does to your body. "I don't even smoke that much." Is that your excuse?
thegroceries: dennys: hsandother: dennys: When he buys you a 14 carrot gold ring ;) exCUSE me but i only counted 13 carrots! you’re excused ;) YAS Denny’s, drag ha
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
Did you know lobsters can swim?? Clams too, and they don’t even have legs. What’s your excuse! Go climb Mt everest now. Bring back a full garbage can or the lobsters will drown you.
candivase: Happy Father’s day to all the alien lizard daddies in your life I finally have a good excuse to draw baby cabbages, what of it
impartialmeltdown: You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re
sunshien: i love What Does The Fox Say as much as the next guy but we need to talk about this one too
butterklumpen: lilalolarose: butterklumpen: lilalolarose: sweetflattery: incredible lips. Oh honey, for a sec I thought it was you. excuse me? what on earth made you think that? Her lips and boobs, somehow. Plus I think your bellies look not
maninshadow21: reykjaviik: EXCUSE ME WAIT WHAT???
omercifulheaves:olvaheinerthewatcher:Lies of P (TBA) “We’re doing a game that’s a grimdark adaptation of Pinocchio.”Me: Ugh.“It’s basically going to be Bloodborne but with creepy automatons.”Me: …you son of a bitch, I’m in.
letusberain: fkatwigs: contouring is getting so xtreme excuse me
I have no excuse for this aside from I was really bored lma o
I don’t know if anyone sent this yet, but another post to add to your collection of “villains thirsting for Spider-Man” (theultimatespidey-petey)SUBTLETY? WHAT’S THAT?
norse-kink: dashingicecream: here have this Read More uM excuse me i was expecting something more sexual than this monica who do u think i am this aint 50 shades of sfw bITCH U DoN’T KNOW ME wait yes u do i
ya-girl-finley: weaver-z: mynameissilver: prowlick: googifs: Where did that come from?? Haha! In my canon I hated black people but this is still funny :D! HELLO??? SIR?????? Fucking???? Excuse me??????????
D called me babe
Anyways don’t slip and think I don’t keep up with who has paid what for my SnapChat. If you paid ษ you only get to view. If you paid ุ, you can take screenshots. Don’t act like you don’t know this—you chose the tier to pay for when you read
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